BoRics

Nuf said. They shaved my puppy bald.

Next time, we go to Katie and that's it.

Allergies

UH, I'm miserable today. Every since yesterday afternoon I've been having what appears to be a miserable allergy attack with no end in sight. My nose won't stop running, I've sneezed about 500 times today and all I want to do is sleep.
But alas, I have to take care of a three-year-old. I begged Brian to buy me some tea this morning and his response was "is it free?".
Jerk. I guess mother's day is over. I think every day should be mother's day!

Congratulations!

I just assisted in a birth for the second time!
Congratulations are in order for my students Katie and Justin. They had a baby girl this morning at 10:29. Makenna Grace Hartley weighed 6lbs. 6oz. and was 20.5" long.

Katie was trooper and endured 27.5 hours of labor and delivered her baby without drugs.

I was up at 2:15 this morning and enjoyed every exhausting moment of witnessing and helping her give birth.

Hood Rat

When I Grow Up

I'll be a hot glass blower OR....

a woman in labor apparently. He is also good at playing doctor to a woman in labor.

I didn't teach him any of this by the way.

10 Things I Dislike

a la Sarah because I'm bored

1. well-to-do people who think they're poor
2. dust bunnies
3. tuna fish
4. wal-mart
5. a dirty bathroom (especially public ones, blech, you know like the ones at wal-mart)
6. whining
7. ugly 1980's decor
8. someone putting my dishes away in all the wrong places
9. when my grandma says that my cousins are "good eaters". because obviously I'm a bad eater? wth?
10. the creepy guy at the gym who tries to strike up a convo with me EVERYTIME and I have headphones on so that I purposely can't hear him. idiot, leave me ALONE!

Go Fly a Kite

What do you do when your child wakes up from his afternoon nap at 6:30PM and needs to be back in bed by 8:30 or 9? Take him to a park, give him a kite and tell him to run as fast as he can. It works! I was reminded of how awesome I am at flying a kite. Brian, not so much.